Sunday, October 7, 2007

secret torture memos

Anyone who has spent four seconds within fifty feet of me is probably quite aware of the fact that I have a good many issues with the way this country is run. But I’ll also be one of the first to defend us when we do something right.

Like attorney-client privilege.

I know that the whole attorney/client thing pisses people off—especially people who watch a lot of procedural dramas. It’s one of those things like the fourth amendment or the inadmissibility of hearsay as evidence that makes us think “we know he’s guilty, fuck the technicalities!” (The bad guy is always a guy). But procedural dramas aren’t really known for the accuracy. The cops aren’t always the good guy (or, if nothing else, they’re often fairly concerned with their close rate), the easy-to-accuse guy isn’t always guilty, and more crimes go to trial with very little physical evidence. We have rights for a very many good reasons.

But all the written rights in the world mean nothing if those with the rights don’t know they “have” said rights. Which is to say that if someone who appears to be in authority tells you to stand against the wall and you don’t know that you don’t have the right to walk away, then you won’t walk away—which means that in practice you don’t have that right.

It would be entirely impractical for the average US citizen to know the intricacies of the law and all their legal rights. Ergo lawyers. And in order for a lawyer to be as effective as possible in protecting the rights of the average uninformed citizen, they have to act as closely as possible to a surrogate legal brain—giving the client the freest possibly access to the lawyer’s knowledge. Naturally, your average citizen won’t feel free to ask all their questions if they know they’re being listened to—and since they don’t necessarily even know what kinds of questions they should be asking, they also need to be able to tell the lawyer secrets in order to take advantage of the lawyer’s legal understanding of the client-citizen’s situation.

Thus attorney-client privilege.

And thus why, even though I’m passionately in favor of extremely tough sunshine laws, the most recent call to expose Bush’s secrets is deeply problematic. If the president asks the attorney general whether something is legal, the attorney general’s answer to that question (ie, those secret memos on torture) is an attorney’s answer to a client—something no one else has the right to force the client to expose, no matter who that client is.

Those of us who are riled up about the encroachments on our own rights should maybe take another look here. I want my attorney-client privilege, and the best way to protect it is to help protect everyone else’s right to it… Including the president.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

now in new, improved Wisconsin resident version

Stress cooking n: what Sysiphe does when she arrives in an unknown city alone, after six hours of driving and insufficient sleep, only to discover that the landlord has "fixed" away all the things she loved about her new apartment... Like the antique stained glass windows.

On the plus side, there were dozen of cookies to give to the new neighbors. Now they will all be my new best friends, yes?

Which brings us to my first posted recipe; not my usual style, but...

counter cookies
aka, cookies made out of thin air/simple ingredients borrowed from new neighbors

3 c flour

½ c sugar

½ tsp baking powder; can sub 1/3 tsp baking soda (if nothing else, you could try some yeast—if you do, let the dough sit unrefrigerated for an hour. If you can’t find any leavening agent, use additional fat—but your result will be tougher)

1 c some kind of fat; preferably butter or shortening—room temperature. If you’re impatient you can melt the fat, but room temp is best. (Can use oil if you can find absolutely nothing else.)

1 egg

1 tb vanilla or almond extract or rosewater or just about any liquid flavorant

Make sure your counter is clean. Dump flour, sugar, and rising agent together on the counter. Swish it all together and then shape into a volcano. If using room temperature fat, plop in the middle, mix together, then reshape into volcano. Add egg and flavorant (and liquid/melted fat if using) to middle of volcano and mix with your hands, slowly crumbling the walls of the volcano into the middle. Once you have a pile of homogenized dough-esque material, stick it in the fridge for a bit (if you have a fridge available). Once chilled, the dough will be less sticky and easier to deal with.

Shape the dough into discs with your hands, then bake on a sheet for 10-12 minutes at about 350 degrees.

If you don’t want just sugar cookies, some appealing additives:

fennel or anise… or pretty much anything interesting from your spice cabinet

pine nuts, preferably also with almonds or cardamom or cinnamon

any kind of citrus zest

Monday, August 13, 2007

meet Zelda (aka, Mad-Eye McGee)

“Silly Zelda. You have to love me; your love is purely a projection of my own rabid tendency to anthropomorphize you. Truly, it has nothing to do with your agency or choice. Yes, you love me. Yes”


Perhaps asinine intellectuals aren’t the people who should have pets. I am not the kind of woman who would ever refer to my pets as "furry children" or speak to them in a baby voice.


I am more inclined to mock their lack of sentience.


But they love me anyway.

Friday, August 10, 2007

on Moore's latest

(button available from A Well-Considered Rebellion)

For your possible amusement, a very brief (and very partial) list of misleading arguments and logical fallacies in Moore’s Sicko:
  • The pretense that all Canadians and all Brits are firmly in favor of their health care systems (which evidentially work speedily and fairly). Many Brits that can afford it actually seek health care through the private sector, and Canadians keep electing governments that whittle away at their system.
  • Making a big deal out of the fact that one of the interviewed pro-single-payer-healthcare Canadians was a “conservative” without mentioning the fact that “conservative” means something very different in Canadian politics.
  • Straight-converting currency as though that was ever really accurate. A 500,000 pound house is not the same as a $1 million house, especially not in London. Most people get paid in their local currency, which is why I would feel terribly rich if I went to Mexico and fairly damn poor if I went to England.
  • If a man chops off two fingers and has no insurance, he doesn’t have to choose which finger he will sew on—he has to decide if both or either are worth the cost of sewing them on. It’s a decision between money and finger, not between finger and finger. I suppose this one is fairly irrelevant, but Moore repeated it a dozen time and it wore me down to screeching nerves.
  • While increased availability to healthcare almost certainly has something to do with the French living longer than the US, completely discounting lifestyle is squimshy at best. Declaring that the French like fatty foods (ha hah! Frenchies and their cheese!) doesn’t mean anything when the French are more inclined to eat their foods in moderation and simply don’t have the obesity statistics the US does.
  • Implying that Cuban hospitals will treat US citizens exactly the same as Cubans while being filmed just because the documentary maker tells them to is cute but, well, idiotic.

I think that Moore is the least honest documentarian whose work I’m familiar with. I’ve heard a good many people defending him with claims such as “all documentaries are one-sided,” but the fact is that’s simply not true. All documentaries have a bias, in the same way that all human documents have a certain amount of bias—that certainly doesn’t mean that one can’t try to be fair to one’s opponents. In my opinion, Moore isn’t even fair to those in his choir; he assumes that they’re too stupid to understand the intricacies of reality and compensates by unrealistically simplifying the universe for them. Thus, in Moore’s world, if single-payer health care systems such as Canada has are good, all Canadians must naturally think that it’s wonderful. (And I’m damn tired of conservative rebutting Moore’s arguments instead of mine when debating issues that Moore has covered.)

Of course, my issues with this film aren’t limited to these easily-identifiable misleading arguments (or I’d be done talking now).

I winced when he exploited of his opponent’s personal misfortunes as a golden opportunity for self-promotion—but it was still well within my estimation of Moore’s character.

(For those who haven’t seen the movie; Moore spends several minutes lingering on the fact that he gave Jim Kenefick, who runs www.moorewatch.com, the money he needed to care for his sick wife. Had Moore done this with less fanfare the act would have been truly classy; but instead he chose to trumpet the news in his widely-distributed documentary. That is, at a point when said opponent was personally vulnerable through no fault of his own, Moore stepped in helped him—but made the price a very public defeat portrayed in Moore’s own terms. It reminded me a little of the Simpson’s bully, Nelson Muntz, who always pops out just in time to point and laugh when Bart suffers any embarrassing misfortune—except in this case Nelson spends a few seconds helping Bart fix his skateboard between “ha ha!”s)

The unexpected and enraging moment of the film was Moore’s introductory montage concerning Hilary Clinton. There are a good many valid and semi-valid critiques one can make of Ms. Clinton, but Moore’s description of her as “sexy” and “sassy,” while perhaps perversely flattering, was uncalled for. Before discussing any of her actions or politics he set the ground for viewing her as something other than strictly a politician and in so doing subtly demeaned her. Even the “smart,” that he threw in, combined with his music choice and photos of her in her twenties, seems more a personals-ad adjective than a compliment. “Here are her good characteristics,” he seemed to say, “isn’t she a firecracker!” Such casting of a woman as a sexual or romantic figure marks her actions, intelligence, and outrage as amusements for men; it becomes ok to laugh at them quietly—because just as “women’s interests” such as decorating and fashion are cute but unimportant, women’s politics are sweet but trivial.

Moore’s very subtle dispersion of Ms. Clinton was cute, and could come off as funny. But in using this tactic to demean one woman, Moore demeaned all women. I don’t usually get riled up over the every day occurrences of soft and subtle sexism, but somehow coming from Moore made it worse. This man seems to have self-consciously set himself up as some kind of leftist guru; and until I saw this film, my biggest problem with him was that he made use of the intellectual dishonesty that, while it enrages me, is pandemic in politics. For once my annoyance with him wasn’t just in the way he was portraying his message; it was, to a degree, with the message itself. I wanted to stand up in the theater and scream Robin Morgan’s “Goodbye to all that” at the screen. Goodbye to our so-called leftist “brothers.”

Whether or not one thinks that Ms. Clinton is (or ever has been) a babe, she has never been just a babe. This is the woman who, in 1969, when invited to be the first student allowed to speak at Wellesley’s commencement, adlibbed a portion of her speech at the podium in order to rhetorically bitch-slap Senator Brooke who had spoken just before her—and who had poo poo’d the actions of the New Left and their ilk. She stood up for all those trying to make the world better and purportedly quoted graffiti from the Bastille; “be realistic; expect the impossible.” And while Ms. Clinton’s public life and political success make her appear a particularly epic figure, I defy anyone to find any nonfiction babe who is just a babe. We are all so much interesting and complicated than that.

I am in favor of a single-payer system—I’d even be done with an out-and-out socialized system—if for no other reason than because corporations currently make the decisions about my health care, and if the government made those decisions they might be mildly more fair (there may be more on this later). But Sicko (not to be too damn cutesy) frankly sickened me. Fuck you Moore; despite all your irritating qualities, I thought you would at least be on my side in the good fight.

“A genuine Left doesn’t consider anyone’s suffering irrelevant or titillating; nor does it function as a microcosm of capitalist economy, with men competing for power and status at the top, and women doing all the work at the bottom (and functioning as objectified prizes or ‘coin’ as well). Goodbye to all that.”

—Robin Morgan


(PS: fun fact—in addition to his documentary franchise, Moore wrote, directed, and produced Canadian Bacon. He has a few other amusingly unexpected, seemingly random bits under his belt, including a few acting credits listed on imdb)