“Silly Zelda. You have to love me; your love is purely a projection of my own rabid tendency to anthropomorphize you. Truly, it has nothing to do with your agency or choice. Yes, you love me. Yes”
Perhaps asinine intellectuals aren’t the people who should have pets. I am not the kind of woman who would ever refer to my pets as "furry children" or speak to them in a baby voice.
I am more inclined to mock their lack of sentience.
But they love me anyway.
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